Are you a returning player who’s here to either defend your throne, or attempt to take it?

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your skating ability? Do your ankles touch the ice, or do you move like the wind?

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your shooting ability? Do you fall when you shoot? Or do you clap bombs and go bar down all day?

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your endurance? Do we need a medic on standby or can you go all day all night?

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your passing ability? Do you still us a wooden stick with no curve, or can you sauce it tape to tape?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you dangle? Do you put the puck in the corner and call it a day, or do you twist guys up into a pretzel?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you understand about positioning and reading the play? Do you try and score on the wrong net in the 4th quarter, or are you the GM who will be taking the Leafs to the promised land?

“pops” *wink* *wink*, *nudge* *nudge*

Select “Yes or No” depending on your ability to play this position.

Select “Yes or No” depending on your ability to play this position.

Select “Yes or No” depending on your ability to play this position.

If so… you’re one bad mofo.

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